Tuesday, May 31, 2011
The Museum of Modern Art at Heidi is a very special place for me. It has been a long time since I've been back, and a lot has changed. It is a place haunted by images of stories I have read, about Joy and Albert and poor Sweeney.
While this was all happening a lady came from down the back and loudly announced the other air steward was a bitch. Just like that. That woman is a bitch, she thinks she is the queen, but she is not the queen – she is a bitch. Apparently she was a bitch because the lady wanted free water.
Just when I thought things had settled down, unhappy lady tried to cause an uprising. It is a basic human right that we have water. And we are trapped, trapped without water and they are impeaching on our human rights. She walked up and down the aisle telling us all not to let the corporations fuck with us. We were the customers, we had rights, and we had the right to complain. And we also have the right to WATER!
And in the end, we had to stay out on the tarmac while the man who wouldn't pay for his pizza was escorted off the airport by 'security'. Security being a man wearing a fluorescent safety vest.